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With Loss Comes Discovery.

As many of you may not know (because I never told you) with the beginning of a new semester came the news that some of our good friends had become a statistic. Their comes a time in every persons life when they to must be a statistic, but for some it comes to soon.

The Rylander (Rhylander? Rielander? Rilander?) was a friend, a fellow dingus, and a fool to pass the time with. On January 18th when Chris, Kyle, Bert, the Rymonger (different), and myself returned to campus we learned that the great Rylander had dropped out of collage, and become a statistic. Before he left us we where able to take a exquisite portrait of is doofy mug which will forever be cherished by the great men of “Acquisitions Incorporated LLC.” (That’s what we call ourselves by the way).

IMG_8695To honor the great Rylander i call to the world to find the doofyest picture of someone else you know and share it with the world! This is the internet, they have no way of knowing who did it (I believe that is how it works), and worst case scenario you can always delete it because nothing on the internet is permanent (again, speculations here).

BERT being a cat (poorly)

The Chris attempting to  attract a suitable mate.

The Chris attempting to attract a suitable mate.

The Kyle attempting to seduce himself as to be less lonely during these cold winter nights.

The Kyle attempting to seduce himself as to be less lonely during these cold winter nights.

The elusive wiled Rymonger, being 1/2 vampire (much like myself) does not appear on conventional digital photography an further research is needed in to capturing his essence on a computronic box machine.

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2 thoughts on “With Loss Comes Discovery.

  1. Hi there Noah. While I am happy to learn more about your missing friend (and see his goofy picture), I’m actually looking for your assignment from last week… the love letter. If I am not finding it and it is my fault, you might have to make this site a little more navigatable … or if it isn’t up yet, please email me when you post it. Inquiring minds want to know.

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