As many of you may not know (because I never told you) with the beginning of a new semester came the news that some of our good friends had become a statistic. Their comes a time in every persons life when they to must be a statistic, but for some it comes to soon.
The Rylander (Rhylander? Rielander? Rilander?) was a friend, a fellow dingus, and a fool to pass the time with. On January 18th when Chris, Kyle, Bert, the Rymonger (different), and myself returned to campus we learned that the great Rylander had dropped out of collage, and become a statistic. Before he left us we where able to take a exquisite portrait of is doofy mug which will forever be cherished by the great men of “Acquisitions Incorporated LLC.” (That’s what we call ourselves by the way).
To honor the great Rylander i call to the world to find the doofyest picture of someone else you know and share it with the world! This is the internet, they have no way of knowing who did it (I believe that is how it works), and worst case scenario you can always delete it because nothing on the internet is permanent (again, speculations here).
The elusive wiled Rymonger, being 1/2 vampire (much like myself) does not appear on conventional digital photography an further research is needed in to capturing his essence on a computronic box machine.